Tonya. 20. Forever alone.


WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them


tumblr at the beginning of every month: omg it’s already _______ and i haven’t done anything productive yet this year


Living room at Villa SSK by Takeshi Hirobe Architects.
  1. *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  2. *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  3. *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  4. *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  5. *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  6. *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  7. *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  8. *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary


‘Phengodidae Sp. The beetle family Phengodidae is known also as glowworm beetles, whose larvae are known as glowworms.’ (via Project Noah)

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

god this is so relaxing